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Vintage Demotivational Poster


I LOVE EXERCISE -


TAGS: vintage hilda exercise pinup poster
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 8:32 pm

I love vintage pinup art. I think it's beautiful. Hilda is my favorite because she's so uninhibited. She's also zaftig, as I have been all my life. She's validating, I suppose. Thanks!
premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 8:05 pm
LG, I love this character. I ran across Duane Bryers’s Hilda 6 months ago. I’d never seen her before. You’d think I would have considering I’m 68 & she’s been around as far back at 1957. I guess I led a sheltered life.


A Beer In Hand -


TAGS: beer words wisdom fridge vintage
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:11 pm
hehehe... good one


KEEPS GETTING HARDER - There is a reason why men happen to be natural at gaming and why women only like to play occasionally




SPELLCHECKER -




PROFESSIONAL BABYSITTER -




LONELINESS -


TAGS: drunk vintage ****s
Rating: 2.53/5

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james - April 29, 2009, 7:04 pm
just thought id have to be wasted to hit any of them lol
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:27 pm
Oh, the irony.


CELL PHONES -


TAGS: vintage car phones cell
Rating: 4.62/5

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Brawler - July 30, 2011, 6:28 am
Aahhh, sweet times. when you could clobber a man to death with a carphone


SWEAT -




WE'LL LOOK BACK AND LAUGH -


TAGS: vintage fashion computer woman clothes
Rating: 5/5

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vulture - February 20, 2012, 10:24 pm
Oops - my bad. Elnett with two 'T's
djrcreative - February 11, 2012, 7:24 am
Elnet? Is that a type of interwebs? LOL! Bit before my time. However, the 80s had massively teased hair held by Aqua Net, and the 90s had poofy bangs. So...it's just a matter of time before history repeats itself. ;)
vulture - February 11, 2012, 1:56 am
Ah, yes! "Big Hair"... an hour of backcombing and a whole can of Elnet!
djrcreative - February 10, 2012, 1:53 pm
Thanks. :D
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 12:36 pm
g55d run daniel :)


Doc Called -


TAGS: vintage test results phone girl
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 10, 2014, 1:39 pm
Two negatives make a positive though right?
Thedge - November 10, 2014, 4:52 am
Negative? Again?


PHYSICS -


TAGS: vintage pinup humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 7, 2013, 12:12 pm

That means you're utterly brilliant, Cynic~~
lgvernon - June 7, 2013, 12:12 pm

I was only teasing you, Sho!~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 2:48 am
Oh, my God. Both is occurring right before my eyes.
Sho - June 7, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh no no. I'm sorry if it came out in a grumpy way lol. Btw, luv the pic style. fav'd
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 11:06 pm

Well, I've been characterized as many things, but slow isn't one of them. I think you're just Grumpy (or maybe Sleepy, Sneezy, or Doc). You're lovable anyway.
Sho - June 6, 2013, 7:37 pm
The only reason people seem bright until they speak is not because light travels faster than sound. It's because you're slow
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 7:10 pm

Depends entirely on whether they're coming or going;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 6:30 pm
So seeing them is a good thing or a bad thing?
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:11 pm

Thanks, Cynic!~
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:11 pm

You're very observant!~
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:10 pm

(Actually, they're invisible. I was just testing you.)
GaryO - June 6, 2013, 3:10 pm
‘Sparklies’?…whew…..thought that was my brain
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:00 pm
Optimist's view: she wants me to retrieve it.
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 1:49 pm

Thank you! I had fun making the sparklies~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:51 pm
Ha! Nice.


Old Days -


TAGS: grandpa grandchildren vintage comparisons lying
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 1:07 am
Um...er...of course!
lgvernon - January 13, 2015, 12:43 am

Referring, of course, to the length of his beard.


S E X I S M - You can be classy about it too


TAGS: classic sammich vintage
Rating: 3.89/5

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Zreiser - January 1, 2011, 5:29 am
Sorry, I didn't see the logo, but it's good to pay tribute at least a little bit to Ron for finding such a great ph**o. It's a great platform for many many jokes
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 7:43 pm
#35682
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 7:36 pm
Too freakin' funny. Now they're stealing from Ron. 1L
rerun - December 31, 2010, 5:43 pm

would have been better had you cropped out the "ronsart" logo.
Reality Lord - December 31, 2010, 11:28 am

for a new contributor...nice!


ATTENTION PALE PEOPLE -


TAGS: vintage pink pill pale people
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 10:53 am

Thank you, ma'am!~
MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 1:56 am
5Love at 1st site!


And He Said... -


TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage ph**o
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D


RECRUITING -


TAGS: vintage cavalry poster humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 9:11 am

Yes, Sar'nt. Right away, Sar'nt.
falloutghoul - June 24, 2013, 9:09 am
Where do I sign up for Custer's regiment? And post this to MilitaryLulz if you haven't already.


I FAILED MY DRIVERS' TEST -


TAGS: driving humor vintage pinup
Rating: 4.67/5

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lgvernon - July 7, 2013, 5:18 pm

Thanks, Silver!~ I love these classy vintage pinups, myself. Envy on my part~~pure envy!~
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:39 pm

Those vintage pinups! Tasty! And good accompanying text on top of that. May the 5s be with you.


THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM - Because it won't fit in the car




Wife's Revelation -


TAGS: infidelity irony poster vintage
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 4, 2014, 4:33 pm

One word, girlfriend. Pants.
lgvernon - January 4, 2014, 4:32 pm

There are so many double entendre's here I...I...just don't know where to begin!~
Greeny - January 4, 2014, 3:55 pm
Notice the term volcanic is all intertwined within the other deceptive traits, just lurking there - waiting to blow
MissPriss - January 4, 2014, 3:47 pm
lg, you've seen me dancing at the bar?
lgvernon - January 4, 2014, 2:21 pm

And you're a better man for having done so~~(giggle)
GaryO - January 4, 2014, 2:17 pm
Yup, took her anyway.
lgvernon - January 4, 2014, 2:17 pm

Ahhh, I see. It's lies you want....
rerun - January 4, 2014, 1:09 pm

story of my life


TITANIC SOAP -


TAGS: vintage bath soap advertisement
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 11:07 am

That's not called 'sinking', GaryO...Ohhhhhh, you meant she was a big girl, huh?
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:07 am
Great find, LG. Reminds me of an old girl friend.


Adventure -




A TIGHT DRESS -




LISTEN, GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: relationship advice vintage pinup humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:05 am
And a few we wish were dead cuz they are soooo d*** annoying. I'm talking 5L kind of annoying... ;)


NEVER TRY TO IMPRESS A WOMAN -


TAGS: vintage pinup with dog
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 3:22 pm

Quote by W. C. Fields
rerun - June 23, 2013, 1:38 pm

Man, that is the truth.


IMMUNIZATIONS -


TAGS: vintage smallpox victim before vaccine
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 5:26 pm
Apparently, he didn't have B or AB type blood. (nor did the pre-columbians)


Chubbies -


TAGS: vintage ads kids overweight meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 28, 2013, 12:51 pm
Bahaha! Well thanks for the chat either way.
falloutghoul - June 27, 2013, 7:32 pm
Nooo, I'm afraid I'll scare off the childrens.
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:15 pm
Ohhh fallout...you can't leave me hanging like that! Spit it out...teehee.
falloutghoul - June 25, 2013, 8:54 am
Weird, I thought they meanth something else....nevermind.


Cabbage patch kids -


TAGS: vintage halloween costume
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 12:42 pm
It's obviou5 this is an early ph**o of a very prudish Eve in the Garden of Eden.
MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 12:58 pm
No, she's walking over to the community club to help make the cabbage rolls for the 5L fund raiser...I hope.


SOMETIMES A TIE IS JUST A TIE -


TAGS: vintage ***ist advertisement humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 2:18 pm

Sorry I didn't make the sub-text lighter. Glad I found this old ad.
Reality Lord - June 24, 2013, 12:26 pm

how the times have changed. ahhhh the good ole days


MOD WISDOM -


TAGS: vintage ph**o motifake humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 10, 2013, 11:30 pm
Wow, wouldn't want to get on your bad side there hun...teehee. 5L's to keep it that way?


Casseroles -


TAGS: what we eat fast food cheap easy vintage housewife
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:28 am
Dawg! You trying to say I don't taste good with nothing on me?
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:26 am
...a side of fava beans and a bottle of chianti Silvie?
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Sod, I'm fast, cheap and easy. But sir, I never tease...teehee.
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:17 pm
Ha! You're frequented covered in ketchup? 5 heaping spoonfuls.
Silverheart - April 21, 2014, 7:06 pm

If you're on the menu, then I wanna fork
Oldsod - April 21, 2014, 5:55 pm
Awww...don't tease...


ROUNDUP COWGIRL STYLE -


TAGS: vintage cowgirl ph**o humor
Rating: 4.89/5

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lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 6:25 am

At least!
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 1:42 am
Thinking all that drinking may of contributed to at least 5L of those kids :0
lgvernon - February 22, 2014, 1:32 pm

I live to serve.
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 1:27 pm
Hey, my head hurts, had to slit my wrists to clear my eyes up, something has set my sphincter ablaze, and a duck is following me. Gimmie this’n, vernon. No false humility. You know yer gud, I know yer gud. Now be a good cop and make another’n.
lgvernon - February 22, 2014, 1:13 pm

Well, I don't know about the profundity, but thank you, GO~~
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 12:49 pm
Yup. An lgv poster. Knew it. Profound.


WHAT I SAY -




SUBSTANCE -




BEAUTY -




SECRET TO SUCCESS -


TAGS: vintage nurse pinup success humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 10:07 pm

And it would take the undertaker half-a-day to get the smile off your face...
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 9:58 pm
If she was my doctor, she wouldn’t need a stethoscope, she could just watch it beat…for a while.
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 9:37 pm

It's because your doctor's just lookin' out for your heart!~
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 9:24 pm
Why is it that I never get that babe when I go to the doctor, or even give blood…..I get Olga…guess I should just be glad she always has scrubs on….(shudder)
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 8:53 pm

Thank you, Icon!~
Iconoclast - August 19, 2013, 8:49 pm
I'd give you 5 pints for that ..... but I have to wait 8 weeks between pints.


THE PERFECT GIFT -


TAGS: vintage meat thermometer advertisement humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - July 30, 2013, 10:29 pm
Heh, The good ol' days


ROSIE'S RIVETING -




GOOD YEARS -




LIVE AND LEARN -


TAGS: vintage pinup creditcard misunderstanding humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - June 17, 2013, 9:46 pm

LOL~~thanks, Bone!~
BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 9:33 pm
Ahhhh...if only my wife knew...5L


MOTIFAKE MODERATORS -


TAGS: vintage farm ph**o motifake humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - December 29, 2013, 3:18 pm

Oh, I forgot to tell you--it's in your yard. Pay no attention to the long double furrow in the grass. It'll grow back.
Greeny - December 29, 2013, 3:05 pm
Where's the plow?


B IS FOR BENT -


TAGS: vintage contortionist ph**o humor
Rating: 4.33/5

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lgvernon - July 7, 2013, 11:10 am

LAWLZ
EmilioDumphque - July 7, 2013, 12:15 am
Keep pushing.


THE NANNY -




SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES -




CHOICES - Which one would be best to play Symphonic Orchestra or Opera Hero?


TAGS: rnr xbox playstation wii vintage
Rating: 3.17/5

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Bakstabr - July 17, 2010, 12:37 am
For me I have to say the pictures are great choices. Gives it a nice "older" feel to it and the captions are a nice touch.


'CAUSE... - I got some more motifakers to creep out.




TYPOS - Really? The O isn't even close to the E! Yet another way to let the troops down.




Medicinal -


TAGS: vintage ads medicine smoking cures
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:45 pm
Depends...what colour is it?
MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:45 pm
I could probably do a pick up too if my wrinkles weren't as deep as my voice from the medicinals. Ya know how hard it is to pick up fellas when they think you're one too? OHHH truck. Got ya.
MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:39 pm
They had standards back then!
Cannabal - May 20, 2017, 10:45 pm
Doctor, I'm coughing up blood, is that a good thing?
concern3 - May 18, 2017, 5:02 am
If what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, I should be able to bench press a pick up truck. Nice, UP yours
Silverheart - May 17, 2017, 11:53 pm

Children under 6?! Wow.


THE UGLY TRUTH -


TAGS: hate vintage pinup art humor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 19, 2016, 7:39 pm
---wiping eyes from laughing---Ohhhhh IgV, that's hilarious!!!!! 5 little lions rolling around helpless with laughter!
Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 6:44 pm

trust me...you can sell these. if i sold my crap...oh lord ...you can do well
Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 6:44 pm

gorgeous vusally and hilarious. de-motivaional defined. my god lg, you've blown the doors off this site with your posts these last few days. i bow down.


Love Coffee -




Vintage Cask-Aged -


TAGS: phizer robitussin vintage cask aged
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 2, 2014, 1:09 am
I'm in.


BIGAMY -


TAGS: vintage polygamists 1880s poster humor
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Silverheart - March 1, 2016, 10:47 pm

Ooh, ooh, I want a pack of shiny new fonts! Link, please? PM here or FB if you would please?
lgvernon - March 1, 2016, 7:02 pm

Hadda go find out for sure. I already had Bleeding Cowboy, but just downloaded a whole bunch of fonts. It was in the pack. It used to appear as you've described. The new pack, which overwrote the old file, must be corrupt in some way.
lgvernon - March 1, 2016, 8:34 am

Or the way it looks ths time.
lgvernon - March 1, 2016, 8:32 am

No, I didn't. This is the way my copy looks.
Silverheart - March 1, 2016, 6:39 am

And you cut off the bottom of the i. I am disappoint.
Silverheart - March 1, 2016, 6:38 am

I've kicked Bleeding Cowboys around a bit. But why oh why did you cut the swoosh off the bottom of the a??? Having embellishments like that are perfect for overlapping effects. Like 178085 or 177828
lgvernon - March 1, 2016, 4:46 am

Oh, oh...a fellow fontaholic...I might die...
Rick69 - March 1, 2016, 3:36 am
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God, is that the Bleeding Cowboys font...
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:55 pm

That doesn't even need to be said.
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:55 pm

That doesn't even need to be said.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:25 pm
hahahaha-----this applies to husbands too, right? ^!


HIGH PERFORMANCE -


TAGS: vintage advertisement objectification poster humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 1:13 am
Life is soooo much funnier with a filthy mind!! TNX for this fabulous gem of an example of unintentional double entandre due to the semantical instability of language over time! This is great! Sharing this with friends!
Thedge - November 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
I really find this troubling. What, pray tell, is wrong with spit?
MissPriss - November 14, 2014, 10:40 am
Agreed! I use mine everywhere...and duct ***e for those objects that don't seem to stay still during the application.


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